i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I just want to make out with him forever
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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