i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize
