Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
His nipple licking is glorious
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