JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
3 2 1 whiskey
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
