We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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