yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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