Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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