the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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