do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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