But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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