I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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