It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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