I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
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