i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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