Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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