he shaved USA in his pubs
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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