He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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