Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
True college students do jello shots in the library
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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