Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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