i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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