i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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