tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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