BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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