Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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