I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
you told grandpa to call you daddy
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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