Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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