addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
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