Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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