i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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