I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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