There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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