come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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