that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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