But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Randomize
