So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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