I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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