Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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