She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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