She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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