your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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