We're like a lot better than the average bears
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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