you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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