I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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