Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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