508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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