the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
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