Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Randomize
