Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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