normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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