Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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