Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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