He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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