Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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