so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
He shit in the fireplace
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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