i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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