I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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