He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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